95 Funny Nouns [Alphabetic List & Top Picks]

The English language contains many peculiar sounding words which can be funny when used in a sentence. This page presents a list of random funny nouns with examples that can be used in Mad Libs or to describe people.

List of 95 Funny Nouns

The word “fun” relates to something that causes amusement or laughter, and there are many one-word or multiple-word nouns in English that sound strange or amusing when used in a specific context.

For example, when injected into a conversation or game such as Mad Libs, these words cause amusement and laughter because of how they are written or pronounced.

Below is a list of some of the funniest English nouns:

  1. Baffoon
  2. Bagpipes                      
  3. Barnacle                      
  4. Billy goat
  5. Bison
  6. Black magic                 
  7. Boa constrictor
  8. Boogeyman                
  9. Borderline psychopath
  10. Brass knuckles
  11. Bread and butter
  12. Chicanery                    
  13. Chocolate eclair
  14. Choo-choo
  15. Class-clown
  16. Cloven hoof                
  17. Covert operation
  18. Creepy-crawly            
  19. Dance of death          
  20. Dangling modifier
  21. Doohickey                                              
  22. Elves
  23. Evil eye                        
  24. Fish and chips
  25. Garbage dump
  26. Gargoyle
  27. Gizmo
  28. Goblet                          
  29. Godmother                 
  30. Goose
  31. Gooseberry bush       
  32. Grandfather clock
  33. Holy terror                  
  34. Hood ornament
  35. Horseradish
  36. Houses of parliament                          
  37. Internal combustion
  38. Joker
  39. Kidder
  40. Law of the land
  41. Lawn furniture
  42. Lemon tree
  43. Liquid nitrogen
  44. Loose cannon             
  45. Mango                         
  46. Meat wagon               
  47. Megabucks
  48. Moose
  49. Night watchman
  50. Nuclear explosion
  51. Nutter
  52. Octopuses
  53. Packaged goods
  54. Pandemonium            
  55. Paparazzi
  56. Path of least resistance
  57. Peer of the realm      
  58. Peripheral vision        
  59. Private security force                          
  60. Professional wrestling
  61. Rainbow trout            
  62. Raw vegetable
  63. Road-kill                      
  64. Rocket launcher         
  65. Sad sack
  66. Sasquatch
  67. Scientific instrument
  68. Search warrant
  69. Sense of direction
  70. Shooting gallery
  71. Skin and bones           
  72. Smoked salmon
  73. Snake pit                     
  74. Son of god                   
  75. Stink bomb                  
  76. Supernatural being
  77. Superstructure            
  78. Swampland                 
  79. Tabby cat                    
  80. Tail feather                 
  81. Teddy bear                  
  82. Tentacle                       
  83. Thunderbird                                            
  84. Tumbleweed
  85. Ultraviolet radiation
  86. Underworld
  87. Vandyke beard           
  88. Voodoo
  89. War zone
  90. Wastepaper basket   
  91. Werewolf                    
  92. Whacko                       
  93. Whammy                     
  94. Wise cracker
  95. Wizardry

We have further explained our top picks at the bottom of the article.

Funny Nouns for Mad Libs

Mad Libs is a popular game in schools and kindergartens worldwide and is an excellent way of expanding a child`s vocabulary through gamification.

In Mad Libs, a text has some of the words removed, usually nouns and adjectives, which are then replaced with new words by the players of the game. The resulting text at the end of a match has random funny nouns and adjectives and is often amusing when read out loud.

funny nouns

Here are ten words that can be used in a game of Mad Libs:

  • Gargoyle
  • Goblet
  • Gooseberry bush
  • Lemon tree
  • Swampland
  • Teddy bear
  • Tentacle
  • Thunderbird
  • Voodoo
  • Wizardry

Funny Nouns to Describe a Person

Many funny nouns can be used to describe a person or people, some more complimentary than others. There are words that can describe every type of personality and character imaginable, some more common than others.

Many funny nouns to describe people are metaphors, often involving animals. Therefore, it is not always easy to ascertain their meaning based on the original meaning of the words.

Here are ten funny nouns you can use to describe people:

  • Baffoon
  • Borderline psychopath
  • Class-clown
  • Joker
  • Kidder
  • Loose cannon
  • Nutter
  • Skin and bones
  • Whacko
  • Wise cracker

Funny Collective Nouns

Collective nouns are words used to refer to a group of things and have existed in the English language for hundreds of years.

Collective nouns are often funny and nonsensical. Many relate to animals because they originate in the hunting culture of the late middle ages and are not commonly used in everyday speech.

However, many collective nouns are still used daily, and many funny collective nouns relate to things other than animals.

Here is a list of ten of the funniest collective nouns:

  • A bed of clams
  • A bike of bees
  • A comedy of errors
  • A culture of bacteria
  • A family of sardines
  • A flight of stairs
  • A flock of tourists
  • A nest of rumours
  • A school of fish
  • An army of caterpillars

Funny Plural Nouns

Similarly to collective nouns, there are also many funny plural nouns in English. Plural nouns are used to indicate a plural amount of something, most commonly by adding “s” or “es” to the end of a noun.

Some of these words, especially irregular ones, can be strange or amusing to readers because of how they sound or are written.

Here are ten of the funniest English plural nouns:

  • Bagpipes
  • Boogymen
  • Creepy crawlies
  • Elves
  • Geese
  • Moose
  • Octopuses
  • Rainbow trout
  • Stink bombs
  • Werewolves